Church Names That Are Funny Many believers and atheists have engaged in lengthy debates over religion. Although neither side has much e...
Church Names That Are Funny
Many believers and atheists have engaged in lengthy debates over religion. Although neither side has much evidence to conclusively refute the other's viewpoint, the conflict nevertheless rages. Meanwhile, there are countless new religions that periodically emerge as religion itself continues to spread around the world. Even the major world faiths are experiencing an increase in subsects that have divergent interpretations of the sacred texts, leading to divergent points of view within each religion. There are many different churches in the world, and some of them have names that are incredibly odd.
There is always truth to the saying "everything is in a name." Your name expresses who you are and what you desire to be. When Kenyans first heard about the Finger of God, they thought it was a joke until they found it was a church with famous members on top of that. Since He is the one who created everything, it is still unclear which finger the creator prefers.
Helicopter Ministries was established even before Kenyans saw the Finger of God as their potential favorite. The church in the Mukuru slums doesn't appear to be taking to the skies anytime soon, and the congregation may be in danger from its structure. Finger of God appears to have taken its name from the Hand of God International ministries in the United States, whose pastor is a Kenyan and whose mission is to promote the wholeness of one's spirit, soul, and body for humanity throughout the world.
The devout concur that a church name should pique interest; nevertheless, it must also reflect the character of the congregation and give a sense of the purpose for why a church or institution exists.
Here are some funny names for churches:
Church of Harvest
Joy to the fullest
Victory Blows Up
Miracles in God's Time
The First United Methodist Church in Smackover
United Methodist Church is dull.
The United Methodist Church in Right Hand Fork
Church of Mole Mill
United Church of War
Church of Lover's Leap
Acme Pentecostal
Accident Baptist Church isn't a Calvinist, that's clear.
The Baptist church in Corinth
Church of God Flippin
The Baptist church in Hell Hole Swamp
Church on Guided Missiles
Church of Little Hope
There is a Methodist church in Weedville.
Bethlehem Fire-Baptized Holiness
Church of God in the Americas
Riding with Christ Cowboy Church
The Westboro Baptist Church
Chapel Of Peace Angel On Fire
The First Born Church
Church of Cowboys
The very first Church of God
The Baptist church in Hell Hole Swamp
The Holiness Church of God in the Americas was baptized by fire.
The new conference of the Old German Baptist Brethren
Pentecostal Church International is right.
Jesus is on his way. International chapel Run for your life
A mountain of problems with swallowing
The ministry of the helicopter of Christ
Church of God in the lab
Jesus elections ministries
What do you have to do with Jesus' work?
The Baptist church in Battle Ground
Baptist Church That Doesn't Leak
Church of Christ in Country Club
The James Bond United Church of Christ
The Lover's Lane Episcopal Church
The Baptist church in Harmony
Seventh Day Adventist Church is dull.
Church of Little Hope
Seventh Day Adventist Church is dull.
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